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September 2007


RIP Tundra

September 13, 2007

Tundra, thank you for coming to Las Vegas with me. I’m sorry we had to leave you there. You definitely made the booth classier, but frankly you were too heavy to bring home. It was a pain in the ass getting you to Vegas, and we probably would have paid as much as you originally cost to send home, so we had to cut our losses and leave you behind. I hope the Teamsters were gentle when putting you in the dumpster. Besides, now we know about the squishy foam mats that look like hardwood flooring.

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